My name's Laura. I enjoy complaining and reblogging everything all day. :D

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lodubimvloyaar:

Children Read To Shelter Cats To Soothe Them

(Photos by Animal Rescue League Of Berks County. You can follow them on Facebook.)

Also good for the kids. They encourage having slow readers read to the family pets. A dog will listen to a kid read a whole book one damn sssyl-la——-ble at a time, and it will never get frustrated, or correct their pronunciation, or start playing Angry Bird because it can’t stand listening to the slowness any more. The dog will look at the kid approvingly, because, human. Human is talking. Human is interacting.

So this is a great win-win.

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trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

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charmory:

this is the most romantic thing i’ve seen all day

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I drank until you weren’t real.

—Six Word Story (#12)

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simsgonewrong:

I just bought an apartment as an additional house. From one day to another, bartenders, singers, tourists, paparazzi, “owners”, neighbors, police officers, firemen, dogs, cats and local wildlife kept coming inside like two weeks ago. That little box in the floor is a dead unicorn. A FUCKING DEAD UNICORN. 

simsgonewrong:

I just bought an apartment as an additional house. From one day to another, bartenders, singers, tourists, paparazzi, “owners”, neighbors, police officers, firemen, dogs, cats and local wildlife kept coming inside like two weeks ago. That little box in the floor is a dead unicorn. A FUCKING DEAD UNICORN. 

miss-zarves:

i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

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veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

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