My name's Laura. I enjoy complaining and reblogging everything all day. :D

ectobiologist:

yeah i did like 100 push ups today

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(Source: takayaabe)

the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted

(Source: forsakers)

(Source: emilyofthepen)

(Source: pantyshot)

orangeis:

One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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tortillah:

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: image

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

(Source: sizvideos)